So this evening my family went to the Phoenix Botanical Gardens for an evening of luminaries and musical entertainment. My sister and her husband booked a stylish pimp limo for us. White with rotating lights and a short chauffeur (they are always short or tall, never average). After taking a deep breath, all 10 of us squeezed in long enough to shut the door.
The Botanical Gardens were beautiful.
When we arrived at home, I knew something did not feel right. I had chosen what I thought to be a more comfortable position in the vehicle. I had even managed to elevate my feet.
However, two steps out of the limo I dropped to ground and banged my camera against the driveway.
My left leg was COMPLETELY asleep. I had lost all blood circulation to my lower exteremity.
I swear I had only been drinking hot apple cider. So, I just laid on the pavement for a few minutes then asked for some assistance to a chair indoors.
Next time we will order the stretch-Hummer.
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