Blueball Laws

Eugene at the VC points out that Oklahoma is trying to change the definition of rape to include all sex between college students and school employees.

9. Where the victim is an undergraduate student under twenty-one (21) years of age attending any college or university in this state or the victim is attending any public or private secondary school in this state, regardless of the person's age, and engages in sexual intercourse with a person who is an employee of the same college, university or school system unless the two persons were legally married prior to enrollment or employment in such college, university or school. . . . .

What if...
Two students get married. One is also teacher or is otherwise employed by the school.

Because they got married after they were enrolled this married couple cannot legally consumate their marriage.

Looks like useful legislation to me. What is Oklahoma thinking?!