Did the Pope break confession?

The Scotsman is reporting that Deep Throat is near death, in this article. Obviously this rules out President George H.W. Bush.
However, Pope John Paul II, does appear to be near death. Perhaps, as Cardinal Karol Wojtyła, the Pope took confession from Bob Woodward or Richard Nixon himself?
Just a conspiracy theory to stoke the fires.

Apparently Deep Throat's identity will be revealed after his death, then it will all become clear. It had better be more clear than the Warren Commission's report on the JFK assassination. We don't need another magic bullet conspiracy for Oliver Stone to direct.